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Bluebaby

Age/Gender: 29, Male
Location: Santa Cruz Ca.
Job: Game guy.

DUDE, i made that game gish.. remember gish.. that game that came out like 3 years ago that never went anywhere.. that one. im cool you fucking assholes.

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Bluebaby

Time Fcuk

Posted by Bluebaby Jul. 10, 2009 @ 5:14 PM EDT

I find myself stumbling over the future, because the ground is moving too fast for my legs to keep up.

I broke my pinky toe last night on a chunk of forever and i fear it will soon become infected.

My lack of health insurance is making my homemade splint lead me to believe i could easily become a doctor for the poor.

6,21,3,11.......

Wait, im getting an incoming transmission... its me waving from across the room, but im missing my right foot and seem to have gained some weight.

I had a dream recently that I got Aids from Andy Warhol after he informed me his art was right wing propaganda, I fell of a cliff into dark water that was a holding cell for 2 dying killer whales.. I was scared but also sad because their emotions seemed too human to me.

Today is Friday.

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Jul. 10, 2009 | 5:17 PM FrozenFire says:

cool story bro


Jul. 10, 2009 | 5:18 PM flyingmonkey456 says:

looks good :)


Jul. 10, 2009 | 5:20 PM HyperGumba says:

Wow,I especially like the end

: Today is Friday.


Jul. 10, 2009 | 5:23 PM JPGarcia says:

bullshit


Jul. 10, 2009 | 5:25 PM AronKong says:

Why are all great flash proffesionals poor?


Jul. 10, 2009 | 5:25 PM gorehaunter says:

Ristmaster told me that you guys are not friendly to each other when you mae games. Like you hate each other. And that's a game? How much is gish? Why did you publish tri achnid when people can play it free on the internet? You spelled the bad word wrong. ( ERG!!! SO MANY QUESTIONS!!! )

Jul. 10, 2009 | 6:18 PM Bluebaby responds:

yes we fought a lot when making games, thats why we don't make games together.

Yes?

10$ on steam.

Triachnid is free.. it was never "published" .

thats intentional


Jul. 10, 2009 | 5:27 PM MarcyVF says:

You should have a photo-me-nude contest!


Jul. 10, 2009 | 5:29 PM JonBro says:

That game looks like a glitch.

I bet it's gonna be awesome.


Jul. 10, 2009 | 5:36 PM Sterance says:

i'm not sure what just happened, but i already want to play it.


Jul. 10, 2009 | 5:54 PM JtRtheRiPPeR says:

Whoa.


Jul. 10, 2009 | 6:32 PM VidGameDude says:

Hey, how bout me and some of the other guys take you out to go drinking to cheer yeh up?

ill buy.


Jul. 10, 2009 | 7:28 PM Starogre says:

SHIT</c


Jul. 10, 2009 | 8:09 PM Killerkb says:

Funny how here, it says "Today is Friday", and on your blog for gays, it says "Tomorrow is Friday.".

Anyway, pretty cool story.

Jul. 10, 2009 | 8:46 PM Bluebaby responds:

today is friday


Jul. 10, 2009 | 9:54 PM hansari says:

If only you brandished your glorious chompers more.

Then poncho cyborg would be our new president...


Jul. 10, 2009 | 10:15 PM zappawadda says:

Go to the free clinic, your infected toe is fucking with your head.


Jul. 10, 2009 | 10:23 PM Keshicus says:

ITs NOT


Jul. 10, 2009 | 10:38 PM RainbowRiderAlpha says:

so what's this new game about aliens?


Jul. 11, 2009 | 12:32 AM zrb says:

Don't you have some games to critic instead of making silly blog posts.


Jul. 11, 2009 | 12:40 AM evanarmagast says:

so this whole blog is a plug for your game, time fuck? or time fcuk. which ever. I look forward to it.


Jul. 11, 2009 | 1:11 AM Captain-Ben says:

Currently it is Saturday, how's the foot and the potential weight problem?

Jul. 11, 2009 | 2:51 AM Bluebaby responds:

sadly its still friday where i am, but the foot is still gone, but technicaly i weight the same


Jul. 11, 2009 | 1:20 AM omegared says:

Lets kiss about it ;O

Jul. 11, 2009 | 2:52 AM Bluebaby responds:

B===D~~~~ ((|))


Jul. 11, 2009 | 4:53 AM TURDO says:

Andy Warhol's a bitch


Jul. 11, 2009 | 8:54 AM Brundaty says:

If this post were any more confusing.

Then I would be confused.... err.... Uhh.... Sad.....?


Jul. 11, 2009 | 11:10 AM GlebGuy says:

Are the "I see Dead People" guy?


Jul. 11, 2009 | 2:33 PM luigipwnsmario says:

Cool screens bro. I'll 5 it.


Jul. 11, 2009 | 5:42 PM Homocidicle says:

u have no foot? whaaat?


Jul. 11, 2009 | 5:52 PM mranarchy says:

Sounds like some good shrooms right there man.


Jul. 11, 2009 | 6:12 PM Kajenx says:

That was cool...


Jul. 11, 2009 | 6:37 PM Eammy says:

TIME TRAVELING GAME?


Jul. 12, 2009 | 6:52 AM Benevolence says:

Awesome.


Jul. 21, 2009 | 9:23 PM pigtailsboy says:

cheer up fat boy. your successful.


Jul. 23, 2009 | 1:02 AM bkdude says:

COOL STORY BRO

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