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Bluebaby

Age/Gender: 29, Male
Location: Santa Cruz Ca.
Job: Game guy.

DUDE, i made that game gish.. remember gish.. that game that came out like 3 years ago that never went anywhere.. that one. im cool you fucking assholes.

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Bluebaby

A special message from the internets!

Posted by Bluebaby May. 12, 2009 @ 8:09 PM EDT

ive decided to quit my job as a game designer to become a full time video game critic... watch my video and learn how hard my life is now that im an internet troll... its quite hard now.

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PS: thanks to everyone who have made Spewer the 2nd highest rated game on NG. i think i speak for both Eli and my self when i say we are pleased with your positive response.

hugs and kisses
-Edmund

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May. 12, 2009 | 8:11 PM The-EXP says:

You've captured it perfectly...


May. 12, 2009 | 8:11 PM PartyZombie says:

That sounds awesome. Good luck.


May. 12, 2009 | 8:14 PM smooth117 says:

NOOO =( O LOVE YOUR GAME PLZ KEEP MAKING GAMES!!! AT LEAST ONE A YEAR PLZZZZZ!!!!


May. 12, 2009 | 8:14 PM groundpwndr says:

I hate you and hope you lose your job as a critic too.
ps i didn't watch the video. :P


May. 12, 2009 | 8:16 PM 14hourlunchbreak says:

There should be an art gallery devoted for your complaints. ;P


May. 12, 2009 | 8:17 PM 14hourlunchbreak says:

Wait, scratch that, you're one crazy mofo


May. 12, 2009 | 8:17 PM KamikazePanda says:

I love your games! Im ussally not inspired by others but youd have to be one of the few people iam inspired by.


May. 12, 2009 | 8:19 PM Haruken says:

You should join a large blog or video game journalism cooperation.


May. 12, 2009 | 8:23 PM IamWeird33 says:

Quit your job?
Come on you've gotta keep making games!


May. 12, 2009 | 8:23 PM Skeik-Sprite says:

Thanks


May. 12, 2009 | 8:24 PM PartyZombie says:

I'm watching this now... Ya your still doing game designing aren't you... haha, it was hilarious though.


May. 12, 2009 | 8:30 PM Skeik-Sprite says:

To clarify; thanks for the video, not for quitting.


May. 12, 2009 | 8:30 PM Kajenx says:

Lol, now I want to see what you're making fun of.


May. 12, 2009 | 8:33 PM Arkre says:

You just became my hero. Holy crap.


May. 12, 2009 | 8:35 PM Oldsage10 says:

OMG LOL! Finally someone who shows the trolls how retarded their being... Loved teh video, faved it on YouTube...

Oh and BTW, did you fake the lisp, you know when you spattered out your "s" sounds like "thisssss game issssnt asssss good assss everyone ssssaid it wassss", cause if sssssso, you're a great actor!

May. 12, 2009 | 8:36 PM Bluebaby responds:

im a great actor


May. 12, 2009 | 8:39 PM zrb says:

OH SHIT YOU EXPOSED EVERYTHING !


May. 12, 2009 | 8:42 PM mo4form says:

Making a video about people complaining on the internet ... That's an awful contradiction. You sure proved that you have a life, and you're totally better than every reviewer who should probably STFU&GTFO because they're n00bs.
Also you're a moron.

May. 12, 2009 | 8:48 PM Bluebaby responds:

dewd i got owned on the internet! did you see it?! by this guys words i got totally owned on the internet!!!! GOLLY


May. 12, 2009 | 8:42 PM Oldsage10 says:

Oh lol, thats such a noble, microscopic ego you've got there. Lol. Anyway, like I said loved the vid... and to everyone else

HAAAAAHHHHA HE COMMENTED ON MY RESSSSSSSPONSSSSSSE FIRSSSST CAUSSSSSSE I AM 1137. (ON THE INTERNET!)


May. 12, 2009 | 8:53 PM FrozenFire says:

We should cuddle :3


May. 12, 2009 | 8:54 PM mo4form says:

OMFUG TEH TRAGEDI!!!!!!!11!!!11! I TAIK DIGITALLY TRANSCRIPTED TEXT FRM LOOSERS HU DUZN'T HAS A LIFEZORZ CHANGE UR WURDS TO FIT MY COVENIENCE PLZ
ALSO EVERY1 SHUD GET A LIEF @ K-MART CUZ I TAKE HIGHSCHOOL PROM QUEENZ INSULTS AS A PHILOSOPHY EVEN THO MAI ONLI LIEF EXPERIENCE WAS PERSFORMING ANALINGUS IN THE HOLDING CELL DURING MY DUI ARREST

OMGOMGOMGOM BAD COMMENTS!! PROTECT THE INTERNET FROM BAD COMMENTS!!!! I JUDGE WHAT IS BAD ACCORDING TO MAI MOODZORZ WHICH MY THE LOOKS OF THINGS ISN'T VERY STABLE OLOLOLOL!!11!!!


May. 12, 2009 | 8:57 PM FrozenFire says:

Mo4Porn has lost all internet credibility.

Everyone panic.


May. 12, 2009 | 9:00 PM Bug says:

To-Do List
Posted by mo4form Mar. 4, 2009 @ 3:29 PM EST

1.Get someone knocked up- Failed- impotence


May. 12, 2009 | 9:04 PM RubberNinja says:

Kids these days sure know a lot about something they know nothing about!!


May. 12, 2009 | 9:08 PM Paryl says:

Complete shit. Do you think you're funny you fat fu.cker? I laugh at how sensitive you are to all your complaints, you are such a whiny fa.ggot!

Now shut up and stop pretending you have a brain and entertain me!!!


May. 12, 2009 | 9:13 PM hexar says:

This vedio isn't as good as everybody says it is...
Although i do agree on the fact that the person who made gish are not talented at all, who let that guy onto the internets anyways?
GETOFMYSUPERINFORMATIONHIGHWAYASAP!!!
!!

I love you Ed=)


May. 12, 2009 | 9:16 PM Valerofond says:

Dude I love your games.

I don't think you need a 7 min video to make your point clear tho.


May. 12, 2009 | 9:21 PM dnatoxic says:

lol funny


May. 12, 2009 | 9:23 PM dnatoxic says:

Oh i see your point!
Your addressing the dicks who like to complain about every little detail thats wrong with a game your so good at pointing it out lol

I hate when those dicks who have no life do shit like that!

I just rolled off my chair!


May. 12, 2009 | 9:33 PM Smiley-Bob says:

This is the most beautifully sarcastic video I think of all time.

Nice job lol.


May. 12, 2009 | 9:34 PM Joelasticot says:

What is the URL or full name of the forum you mention?

May. 12, 2009 | 9:51 PM Bluebaby responds:

tigsource.com


May. 12, 2009 | 9:56 PM Psycho-Pickle says:

<3 you.


May. 12, 2009 | 10:11 PM I-smel says:

what a perfect time to be writing a blog for gay nerds.


May. 12, 2009 | 10:11 PM NixXSkate says:

Haha your awesome! I never realized how perfectly you drew yourself in your picture.


May. 12, 2009 | 10:21 PM JMartin97 says:

The cartoon at the top of your userpage is funny!!


May. 12, 2009 | 10:22 PM toalfreakazoid says:

i would love to just take you and fuck you in the ass so hard that would make me happy


May. 12, 2009 | 10:50 PM angryglacier says:

HEY I FOUND SOME FLAWS IN IN YOUR GAMEES THERE NOT AS GOOD AS EVERYONE SAYS THEY ARE.


May. 12, 2009 | 11:07 PM SweenDogDude says:

Dude... AOL? Shiiiiit.


May. 12, 2009 | 11:08 PM Egoraptor says:

Stop having opinions!!!!!!!!


May. 12, 2009 | 11:08 PM SweenDogDude says:

however... this was funny as hell.


May. 12, 2009 | 11:36 PM K0Nx says:

Lol...
that was really funny...
But seriously dude...
I FUCKING MADE YOU!
You wouldn't be here if it wasn't for me..


May. 13, 2009 | 12:07 AM BiffTheTimid says:

If you are using the internet, you have a PhD. in everything. It's the law.


May. 13, 2009 | 12:35 AM doondeka says:

lets make a game together:)
i know a lot of AS 2.0.
i got idea..maybe we can learna lot of things from eachother


May. 13, 2009 | 1:03 AM TITROTU says:

Spewer. On WiiWare. Do it.


May. 13, 2009 | 1:07 AM Starogre says:

watch out before the voice actors expose all your flaws


May. 13, 2009 | 1:22 AM Zanzels says:

I Hate that guy too! with his damn Gish.
Lets go on the forums and tell everyone how he is NOT PERFECT!

MWAHAHAHA


May. 13, 2009 | 1:40 AM omegared says:

U are my new hero Mister Edmund.


May. 13, 2009 | 2:13 AM hansari says:

http://db.tigsource.com/games/spewer

There is a link there where the website offers the info on your game, and then asks "Are we wrong?"

I wonder how many people went there and typed "HEY YOUR GAMEES THERE NOT AS GOOD AS EVERYONE SAYS THEY ARE."

:D


May. 13, 2009 | 2:54 AM Flaxo says:

I sure hope this is a joke because I love your games a lot. I even bought your CD for $30 with the dead baby doll that came with. I will just go on and think this is a joke. By the way, your video is weird. Now I'm trying to convince myself that it was a joke. There, I'm convinced now. You love what you're doing, making cock jokes, drawing breasts, vaginas and penises. But you don't only do cock jokes, you make tons of awesome, challenging, deep and fun games. I really love your work and I'm looking forward to see more.


May. 13, 2009 | 3:25 AM Quebecboy says:

what the hell!! guys at tigsource really underrate actual products!


May. 13, 2009 | 5:17 AM lDeluxel says:

Dude uhh... I was going to type something but uhh words just escape me...


May. 13, 2009 | 8:06 AM imgunnaeatCHU says:

HA lol perfect.... so true, oh and to the people who get all serious about this about how it contradicts wat he is saying you are right but its still funny and its a joke so calm your farm. unless u cant because you like one of the people he is making fun of who likes to be a smarts arse and complain and point out flaws in everything thinking they r smart.:D and also people who think he is going to stop making games i could look like the retard here but i think he was being sarcastic.


May. 13, 2009 | 8:23 AM Eprahim says:

Professional trolls always do their job against furfags. Remember that. :3


May. 13, 2009 | 9:37 AM LazyMuffin says:

ON THE INTERNET.


May. 13, 2009 | 9:49 AM MindChamber says:

7 minutes to make a 2 minute point. Most real trolls have good editors.


May. 13, 2009 | 9:53 AM PsychoGoldfish says:

This video isn't as good as people say it is.

I am going to go jack of now



May. 13, 2009 | 11:25 AM chriswc30 says:

OH LAWDY IS DAT SOME GISH
MAY I HAZ SOME PLOX!?


May. 13, 2009 | 11:33 AM Lizardman974 says:

I love how you exposed the flaws of people who expose the "flaws" of games that people who have "flaws" make and put on the internet, because they have "flaws" just like their "flawed" games. What? Anyway, I love how you basically dissed yourself for making Gish. But in spite of this, I'm gonna bitch about this video on the internets!


May. 13, 2009 | 1:45 PM Lost-Chances says:

I ABSOLUTELY HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT MYSELF AND I AM UNSUCCESSFUL AT EVERYTHING I TRY.

SO I'M GOING TO POINT OUT THE FLAWS OF THINGS BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT AS GOOD AS PEOPLE SAY THEY ARE.


May. 13, 2009 | 2:56 PM VenomKing666 says:

Spewer is just awesome dude, it has much more potential than Meat Boy if you ask me, you should release a game with custom maps for this game too, I am confident they will be better than the meat boy ones since it looks easier to design maps for this game.


May. 13, 2009 | 3:08 PM 1sauber1 says:

You're lying right?


May. 13, 2009 | 4:47 PM JonBro says:

That was such a great video.

I love that random burst of laughter at the end from your comment. XD


May. 13, 2009 | 6:46 PM SkoolCool says:

You look exactly as your image...you are probably the first guy with a a drawing of himself that actually look like himself. Nice.
That video made me LOL a lot, funny times.

May. 13, 2009 | 7:37 PM Bluebaby responds:

all the credit for my user image goes to JohnnyUtah. hes awesome


May. 14, 2009 | 2:59 PM MegaSwedenBoT says:

youre fucking crazy man... seriolsy... crazy...


May. 14, 2009 | 3:13 PM TURDO says:

gawsh darnit!


May. 14, 2009 | 3:16 PM TURDO says:

ALSO FUCK YOU WORLD OF GOO ROCKS


May. 14, 2009 | 4:06 PM The-Super-Flash-Bros says:

I love how you started out just trying to make a point, but got really into the character.

-Dim


May. 15, 2009 | 4:18 AM gibb50 says:

oh no! please be a game disigner your games are the best please please dont quit!


May. 16, 2009 | 5:38 AM patchwork says:

Wait so super meat boy is off?if so dats sad


May. 16, 2009 | 7:04 AM Everion says:

You should have said this on april 1st :P


May. 16, 2009 | 2:36 PM KamiCosmic says:

Edmund You are truly a great artist, and I've seen a lot of your advertisement (err... your and the programmer's ads) and although you share some of the revenue of the games (With the programmer, people who advertise it, etc...) you must STILL get paid right? Awesome "A Cry For Help Trailer", by the way, I hope it goes over well, and finally, what a perfect satire of internet trolls! - Peace

- KamiCosmic


May. 16, 2009 | 8:36 PM patchwork says:

Turdo yr stupid yr not going to see this but he is joking relay he wasn't even relay typing just hits the key board any ways i watched the vid very funny


May. 16, 2009 | 8:59 PM omegared says:

I've watched this more than once now... wow.


May. 17, 2009 | 12:52 AM maddskill says:

Hey man, I think I created an epic Spewer level. Check it out for me?
Thanks.

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May. 17, 2009 | 1:02 AM MrNine says:

1. You look a LOT buffer in your avatar.
2. You can't really depend on a flash submission to keep its rating especially at that height, it'll probably stay in the Top 50, but I can imagine it falling much lower than 4.42. Newgrounds Rumble, Portal Flash Version, Mastermind WC and Portal Defenders are better games than yours so I wouldn't give it too much of an inflated opinion as "2nd highest rated game on NG."

Now, while I sound like an asshole, I really do love your game. It's fun and addictive and the artwork is just remarkable. But like I said, is it the 2nd best game on NG? Please.

May. 17, 2009 | 3:14 AM Bluebaby responds:

its number one now mutha fucka


May. 17, 2009 | 3:34 AM Keshicus says:

I love the ego-issue ensuing.


May. 17, 2009 | 11:08 AM jpiz4c00l says:

I tinks that um... mo4form is contradicting his,up now he wasted 20 seconds of my life and contradicted my points nao.jesus chwist


May. 17, 2009 | 7:24 PM luigipwnsmario says:

Wait. if you are quitting game design, will Super Meat Boy still be released? Or am I just really slow and haven't figured it out yet?
P.S. You quitting better be some kind of joke. I love your games.

May. 17, 2009 | 7:42 PM Bluebaby responds:

super meat boy is off.. ive stopped working on all games and given up on life all together.


May. 17, 2009 | 9:36 PM Venomyz says:

WHOO U ARE AWESOME. i can never do that. id x_x


May. 18, 2009 | 9:06 AM SoundTheStereo says:

Hah, nice video.

I mean some people really liked it, and although it was amusing, it wasn't as good as everyone is saying it is.

Sorry... I couldn't help myself.

Anyways, pills much? Just a thought.


May. 18, 2009 | 1:00 PM TehEliminator says:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!


May. 18, 2009 | 4:49 PM hiaman says:

is thiis for real or is it a joke, if it is for real, I just hope that meat boy for wii and also aether 2 (I saw the to be continued at the end and my hopes got up). if it is a joke, nice vid haha

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